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Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Bystander » Thu Jan 21, 2016 10:56 am

Good joke - I will use it :lol:
I am innocent, are you?

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Graham » Sun Jan 24, 2016 1:58 am

Thanks for this joke.
I will try and restore it from my brain sometime but I can't trust my memory :?

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Ironside » Thu Feb 11, 2016 4:17 pm

Why do women have legs?
Have yo seen the mess a snail leaves behind :shock:

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